One of the reasons I don't like to post about politics too much anymore is that the spergs who like to orbit those kinds of discussions are terrible to be around. Generally I want to have fun online and dealing with those people is not fun.
All faults can be won over with a good posting energy and attitude, which you have in spades. I think you're fun to post with and missed you on your latest sabbatical.
I should have muted right after someone started posting stupid stuff. I'm getting sloppy.
You seem very aggressive when I see you on the TL, do you enjoy that? I'm curious because it seems hard to make friends that way.
@nozaki
I’m going to get too where you are. That’s a good goal. No more politics. I like it.
I’m going to get too where you are. That’s a good goal. No more politics. I like it.
Thank you Mr. Press Secretary. I don't think I'll be able to contain myself all the time, but it's good to try. You are one of a handful of GABoids who are fun to have around and i enjoy your drunk posting. I hope it doesn't negatively impact your real life too much.
@nozaki I had to quit gab. It makes me want too drink too much.
@JonnyFever @nozaki bro you have used the wrong "too" too many times tonight...you ok bro...
@JonnyFever @nozaki infinitives used to need something like "to" in germanic languages in certain cases...
"Too" is like "also" and "as well"
Anchor that and the "to" will sort itself out.
Anchor that and the "to" will sort itself out.
Also Frondeur?
As well Frondeur?
That doesn't make sense. Therefore "to"
As well Frondeur?
That doesn't make sense. Therefore "to"
Well, as the old saying goes: when you've hit rock bottom, the only way to go is up.
@NailBomb @JonnyFever @nozaki nailbomberman figured me out...we're the same account...
@NailBomb @nozaki @Frondeur
I have a great idea for a Whiteboard exercise tonight
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I have a great idea for a Whiteboard exercise tonight
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This is how language has always meant to be studied. So natural and intuitive
Fact: my grandma invented the velcro wallet, so that lying jap can go swing from a dog's balls.
That might be my uncle, happy you guys met. If I ever go to Hawaii I don't think I'll go to Waikiki, my mom told me that's where the fags hang out and I shouldn't go there.
A Brit, a German, and a Jap get hired to work for a construction company. First day of work, the foreman takes the 3 men to a big hole in the ground. The foreman points to the hole and says, "I need you guys to fill this hole." He then points to a large pile of gravel and says, "This is the gravel we're going to use."
He says to the Brit, "You're in charge of shoveling the gravel into a wheelbarrow.'
He says to the to the German, "You're in charge of dumping the wheelbarrow load into the hole."
The foreman then points to the Jap and says, "You're going to be responsible for the supplies."
The foreman leaves the men to do their job and he returns a few hours later to check their progress, but sees the Brit sleeping against the gravel pile, the German sitting under a tree in the shade, and no gravel in the hole. Furious, he yells, "I've been gone for over 4 goddam hours! Why isn't there any gravel in the hole?"
The Brit says, "It's bloody hard to shovel gravel if I got no shovel."
The German looks over and replies, "I can't wheel gravel into the hole if I don't have a wheelbarrow."
The foreman screams, "How can you two not have a shovel and wheelbarrow? Where's that fucking Jap?" The Foreman looks around and doesn't see the Jap anywhere. He checks the hole. Nope. He starts to walk around to the back of the gravel pile when suddenly the Jap jumps out and yells, "Sapplize!"
He says to the Brit, "You're in charge of shoveling the gravel into a wheelbarrow.'
He says to the to the German, "You're in charge of dumping the wheelbarrow load into the hole."
The foreman then points to the Jap and says, "You're going to be responsible for the supplies."
The foreman leaves the men to do their job and he returns a few hours later to check their progress, but sees the Brit sleeping against the gravel pile, the German sitting under a tree in the shade, and no gravel in the hole. Furious, he yells, "I've been gone for over 4 goddam hours! Why isn't there any gravel in the hole?"
The Brit says, "It's bloody hard to shovel gravel if I got no shovel."
The German looks over and replies, "I can't wheel gravel into the hole if I don't have a wheelbarrow."
The foreman screams, "How can you two not have a shovel and wheelbarrow? Where's that fucking Jap?" The Foreman looks around and doesn't see the Jap anywhere. He checks the hole. Nope. He starts to walk around to the back of the gravel pile when suddenly the Jap jumps out and yells, "Sapplize!"
This is pretty good and I've heard a couple variations of it. All take too much set up though.
@JonnyFever @nozaki @NailBomb jonny im in mexico...where the fuck are you...
That sounded like an awesome idea - minus the degenerate, race-mixing, crime against nature part.
@nozaki @NailBomb @Frondeur
Not quite. I was an incel from 16 too 18, in South Dakota. I couldn’t get laid in high school.
I went into the army immediately after high school.
That’s when I got laid. I had too leave my home city for women too give me any pussy.
How fucking terrible is that?
I want too fire bomb Rapid City, South Dakota like it was Dresden, Germany.
Im now having a big think about the mindset of the bomber pilots that carpet bombed Dresden.
The bomber pilots never got laid either, did they?
Not quite. I was an incel from 16 too 18, in South Dakota. I couldn’t get laid in high school.
I went into the army immediately after high school.
That’s when I got laid. I had too leave my home city for women too give me any pussy.
How fucking terrible is that?
I want too fire bomb Rapid City, South Dakota like it was Dresden, Germany.
Im now having a big think about the mindset of the bomber pilots that carpet bombed Dresden.
The bomber pilots never got laid either, did they?
@JonnyFever @nozaki @NailBomb now you're just deliberately misusing too to fuck with me...
literally shut up
just shut up
all you do, all day, is spew retard speak
go get your 100% disability
just shut up
all you do, all day, is spew retard speak
go get your 100% disability
@JonnyFever @nozaki @NailBomb you listen to the tapes? they go full autism mode debating what they are carrying...
@JonnyFever @nozaki @NailBomb play the tapes...one of them had a pretty good idea..."physicists worst nightmare"...
I can't hear you get a better mic and stop getting drunk all the time you're killing yourself
bro bro bro... if a jonny spoke in the forest and no one was there to hear it... did it even happen? im gonna send you a $10 gift card to the local radio shack.. ok... and we gonna get you set up proper okay?
You’re alright. You’re the only one who got removed from the mental book of grudges…onto the mental book of friends
@JonnyFever @tyler @nozaki @NailBomb @Frondeur Jonny, what are your thoughts on today's glow niggerdry?
have a nice evening friend
thank you for the poasts
have a nice evening friend
thank you for the poasts
@JonnyFever @tyler @nozaki @NailBomb @Frondeur thank you for your time friend
@keith @Neigh-Sayer @tyler @JonnyFever @nozaki @NailBomb @Frondeur jpgs you can hear
@RahowasaurusRex1979 @nozaki thank you friend. (づ￣ ω￣)づ
But I do wonder if one day, my playful side will give way to age and the only thing left will be my dour concern for the state of the world.
But I do wonder if one day, my playful side will give way to age and the only thing left will be my dour concern for the state of the world.
@nozaki
The same people posting about politics are the people who also post big anime milkers or keep me informed on the latest Vtuber news. Is that not fun enough for you faggot!?
The same people posting about politics are the people who also post big anime milkers or keep me informed on the latest Vtuber news. Is that not fun enough for you faggot!?