Fell out with the jew elephant or something? They don't disappear until each instance deletes it btw, my old poast account is still visible from some places lol
No fallout ๐
Humps is a little creepy but we have no issues with each other
I never used my zoo account so I figure I'd nuke it
Humps is a little creepy but we have no issues with each other
I never used my zoo account so I figure I'd nuke it
I think mine's still alive despite his spergout rageblocking me lol, may have lost the password though ๐คท๐ปโโ๏ธ
>The animal with the biggest nose ever would be a jew
common sui W
common sui W
@adequate_birb @Sui @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @GolfCartLady @KiKi88 @jill @Bad_Banner And now people are willingly jumping in.
@Sui Just cropdusted a busy hallway.
@Aethelbald @monsignor_dickface @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @GolfCartLady @KiKi88 @jill @Bad_Banner What's the difference between a busy hallway and a busty Hawaiian?
Well if I'm following the thread correctly then it seems one got crop dusted and the other is a figment of our imaginations...
@GolfCartLady @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @Aethelbald @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner Sorry golfie, the hallway doesn't have sidewinder tits.
@GolfCartLady @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @Aethelbald @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner Are you saying the hallway actually does have tits and I just imagined otherwise?
@Folklore @Sui @Bad_Banner How about you abuse some bitches?
@GolfCartLady @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @Aethelbald @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner @NotoriousDOG here hijack this kitty thread too
@ForbiddenDreamer @GolfCartLady @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @Aethelbald @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner @NotoriousDOG @HockeyDoxie I will put some kitties in this hijacked thread
"Fuck i can't beat dreamer at least I'll do funky shit and reach other milestones first"
Fuck you man what's your problem
Fuck you man what's your problem
@Folklore @Decayable @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @GolfCartLady @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner >he forgot the reset button was an intended game mechanic
Skill issue tbh
Skill issue tbh
Nobody on fedi has a problem. Well,except that one guy
@NotoriousDOG @Folklore @Decayable @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @Aethelbald @GolfCartLady @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner Nigger my dick works just fine ๐ค
I get chronosphere and i go bro last reset was fucking long because i spent my fucking karma at the start of the run like a dumbass
Bro real talk most of us are antisocial retards, a lot of people on the fediverse have a fucking problem
Do I need to laundry list or just cliff note it? ๐
@GolfCartLady @Sui @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @f0x @fknretardlol @KiKi88 @jill @Bad_Banner Might want to get some antibiotics while you can still see...
It doesnโt work that way. Elon will come after me
Does he eat food like
regular ppl?
I can't recall ever seeing
him eat.
regular ppl?
I can't recall ever seeing
him eat.
@GolfCartLady @Folklore @Decayable @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner Pretty sure he eats like cinder blocks or something...
This only happens if he has his way with you
@NotoriousDOG @Folklore @Decayable @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @kiki88 @Aethelbald @GolfCartLady @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner He's fr*nch that was always part of the plan
@GolfCartLady @ForbiddenDreamer @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @KiKi88 @jill @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner I would it were it that all graphs are as simple and accurate.
I dont have a relevant meme
Thereโs a machine in there converting bit coin into bastard babies
Not everyone has been in a busy hallway? ๐ค
My boomer dad ate those. I even kinda liked it as a kid. You do have to have 10 gallons of something to wash it down. It turns to cement in your mouth while chewing it.
You have a friend who drank NyQuil cause he had no beer money?
I drank a bottle of robotussin once
It didn't turn me into a robot
It just made me really sick
It didn't turn me into a robot
It just made me really sick
My friend did that at a school football game.
He puked but none of his puke muscles where working .
He said it just fell out.
He puked but none of his puke muscles where working .
He said it just fell out.
I drank half a bottle of hydrogen peroxide as a kid. Doc told my parents to just make me drink lots of water.
Thats how I get after too many bourbons.
Like a wet yawn
Like a wet yawn
Thank you for your contribution Nigbot
Believe it or not, drinking hydrogen peroxide is a thing some people do for health.
I don't believe it does anything remotely positive, but people drink all kinds of crazy shit thinking it's health food. People used to drink radium infused water ffs.
I don't believe it does anything remotely positive, but people drink all kinds of crazy shit thinking it's health food. People used to drink radium infused water ffs.
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My sister took a swig of bleach
She thought it was sprite๐ฅด
We were like 5 & 6
I was going to drink it but She said no, and went first, protecting me
Anyways she went to the hospital
One of my first memories of my lovely sister ๐
She thought it was sprite๐ฅด
We were like 5 & 6
I was going to drink it but She said no, and went first, protecting me
Anyways she went to the hospital
One of my first memories of my lovely sister ๐
That had to tickle coming out.
Its good if you mix a small amount in your mouth wash swig and spit it out. Never ingest it.
We had a pool at at least three houses over 18 years and always had so much bleach slowly seeping into our pores. Iโm honestly surprised how healthy I am now.
WTF, a sister who is protective rather than constantly actively trying to kill you?! Weird.
Believe me, she and my other sister tried to kill me many many times after that
I once was running down the hallway pulling blanket. My sister jumped on the blanket, swerved, head first into a bedroom door way arch. Stitches.
EPIC SISTER BONK!
Had to be funny for a split second there.
Still is. You would laugh to if you knew her. Now she can barely walk through the doorway.
Because chunky or cripple?
Thats an accurate statement. She's probably arting right now
Im sorry. The fatter they get, the more of a bitch they tend to be.
Everytime i post nasty shit colleen will always like it, it may take a week, it may take a day, but she finds them all
at 4 11 and at least 250 + I am thinking she has reached maximum density in size and being a bitch.
idk this one looks more like T Rex than fido but ok
No.
Last time I asked her for something she sperged out and said, "Im not doing shit for you".
I was going to ask her to pick up a 2 liter of soda while she was at the store.
geez.
Last time I asked her for something she sperged out and said, "Im not doing shit for you".
I was going to ask her to pick up a 2 liter of soda while she was at the store.
geez.
wut a bitch give me her number and I'll "talk" to her for u.
Matter will be resolved, for sure.
One way or the other
Matter will be resolved, for sure.
One way or the other
Just put a Snickers bar or a package of Mambas outside on your porch. You will hear her grazing.
I know the guy down the road is a asshole. HE gets an Snickers bar 2nite
She is a junk food aholic. Like any aholic they have chips for how long they have been sober.
I coined a term, " so sis how many days has it been since your last Snickers bar?"
Her reply: " DAAAAD"!!
I coined a term, " so sis how many days has it been since your last Snickers bar?"
Her reply: " DAAAAD"!!
Looks like she has some pipe insulation wrapped around her arms.
Someone needs to put tat anchors on her forearms for the lols.
I wish my back looked like that
> No scroll up
I don't even read what I'm replying to. Get on my level.
I don't even read what I'm replying to. Get on my level.
No context needed. There's no way to know what these retards started talking about anyways.
"KiKi so MEAN!"
"so FKN mean rn."
"OK, let's start over. MY KiKi!"
"so FKN mean rn."
"OK, let's start over. MY KiKi!"
>Kiki has a problem with drinking stuff tho
KiKi has a drinking problem?
KiKi has a drinking problem?
I ate a bunch of those once. I thought they where candy. They made me pee a lot.
I would also suck the coating off of advil and spit them out once they stopped tasting sweet...
(I was like 3 or 4 yrs old)
(I was like 3 or 4 yrs old)
I wondered why there was no shampoo in my hotel room, then I swigged some of the green mouthwash. It wasn't mouthwash, it was shampoo. My breath smelled like V05 for days.
I pissed my older brother off once.
He took my tooth brush and ran it along a bar of soap.
The taste was stuck in my mouth for days.
That taste made me throw up more than once.
Win for my brother.
He took my tooth brush and ran it along a bar of soap.
The taste was stuck in my mouth for days.
That taste made me throw up more than once.
Win for my brother.
@GolfCartLady @bajax @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @DeezMistaReez @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @Captain80s @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Xenophon @jill @lord_nougat @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner @ForbiddenDreamer Guess what we're doing at the prom
@WeissenSocken88 @GolfCartLady @bajax @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @DeezMistaReez @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @Captain80s @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Xenophon @jill @lord_nougat @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner @ForbiddenDreamer going home at a respectable hour and sleeping before 10 pm
We were so poor those thing didnโt exist. We had real lobster and crabs in our bathtub. Nothing like a crab omelette.
Sibling Rivalry never ends. You know this is true. Do it.
>sibling rivalry never ends
And neither is this hellthread. Frank and Sui put so much work into it. Soooooooo
Whoโs coming?
And neither is this hellthread. Frank and Sui put so much work into it. Soooooooo
Whoโs coming?
Absolutely. Might even bring a few frozen politician cadavers to send through the cannons.
Might be a bit dusty-firing. Maybe weโll smelt him into a lead cannonball, so nobody has to breathe in the ashes ๐
Plz be real
Hotep: I posts a silly kitty
You two chucklefucks: Lets invite the entire fedi.
You two chucklefucks: Lets invite the entire fedi.
@Deplorable_Degenerate @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @f0x @fknretardlol @kiki88 @GolfCartLady @KiKi88 @jill @Bad_Banner Erm you're only on the 'and 12 more' fork...
@WilhelmIII @tyler @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @DeezMistaReez @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @Captain80s @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @MCMLXVIIOTG @Xenophon @jill @lord_nougat @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner Who's piss tho?
@WilhelmIII @tyler @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @DeezMistaReez @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @Captain80s @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @MCMLXVIIOTG @Xenophon @jill @lord_nougat @monsignor_dickface @Bad_Banner @Deplorable_Degenerate say no more
Her vision does look like it is based on movement.
They're hidden because she looking up at the takeout menus
I still hope all of Frank's showers are golden.
@Folklore @monsignor_dickface @Decayable @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @DeezMistaReez @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @Captain80s @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Xenophon @jill @lord_nougat @scenesbycolleen @Bad_Banner @sj_zero Yea same, she must know I always make quality poasts.
We'll wait for you bro, I've had a retarded brother growing up I'm used to it
Why does every interaction i have with the police requires me to remove my pants? Is this standard?
Thank you for bringing this thread back
@Folklore @Frank @Decayable @Formerly_Trucks @KiKi @Sui @adequate_birb @f0x @fknretardlol @DeezMistaReez @Humpleupagus @NotoriousDOG @kiki88 @Aethelbald @Captain80s @GolfCartLady @HockeyDoxie @KiKi88 @Xenophon @jill @lord_nougat @monsignor_dickface @scenesbycolleen @Bad_Banner @sj_zero You said that in fr*nch, didn't you