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I just tagged myself, how dare you ๐Ÿ˜ค

Hey that account should be gone ๐Ÿง

[Instant regret]

Fell out with the jew elephant or something? They don't disappear until each instance deletes it btw, my old poast account is still visible from some places lol

>neckbeard

Really ๐Ÿ˜’๐Ÿ˜’

@KiKi @baldkiki

No fallout ๐Ÿ˜†
Humps is a little creepy but we have no issues with each other
I never used my zoo account so I figure I'd nuke it

I think mine's still alive despite his spergout rageblocking me lol, may have lost the password though ๐Ÿคท๐Ÿปโ€โ™‚๏ธ

JOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Look at the schnoz on that one!!

>The animal with the biggest nose ever would be a jew
common sui W

Yep, time to mute out lol lmoa

@Sui Just cropdusted a busy hallway.

I read that as a busty Hawaiian.

Well if I'm following the thread correctly then it seems one got crop dusted and the other is a figment of our imaginations...

You have a good imagination

Reported for tag abuse

Enjoy your fucking ban

@Folklore @Sui @Bad_Banner How about you abuse some bitches?

@Folklore @Sui @Bad_Banner Nvm I guess Sui counts

Taking you with me bitch ๐Ÿ˜ค

We're taking you with us.

Mutually assured destruction ftw

Oh shit, wth is going on ๐Ÿ˜‚

You're hijacking a thread bro

Like I give a damn

We 'batin in here?

Do i give a damn that you give a damn tho?

Trolling for sure.

@Highroehler

Are we still tagging ppl in?

"Fuck i can't beat dreamer at least I'll do funky shit and reach other milestones first"

Fuck you man what's your problem

Needs more jeb

Best I can do rn...

@PodunkPotato

Nobody on fedi has a problem. Well,except that one guy

Dicey ?

Bro i reset the fuck?

I get chronosphere and i go bro last reset was fucking long because i spent my fucking karma at the start of the run like a dumbass

I was thinking drunk Hawaiian but yes

Bro real talk most of us are antisocial retards, a lot of people on the fediverse have a fucking problem

Are you sure?

What's you're problem?

I just wanted you to feel included :(

>gives swirly in hottub

Do I need to laundry list or just cliff note it? ๐Ÿ˜‘

Laundry list with as much detail as possible plox

Nah... you can Jeff Cliff note it..

@GolfCartLady @Sui @Decayable @Folklore @Formerly_Trucks @Frank @f0x @fknretardlol @KiKi88 @jill @Bad_Banner Might want to get some antibiotics while you can still see...

1. Donโ€™t care
2. DGAF
3. ๐Ÿ–•

No i require an exhaustive list

Iโ€™m a $250 an hour consultant

Sure you can invoice yourself idk

It doesnโ€™t work that way. Elon will come after me

Who wouldn't want a dinner date with elon wtf?

Does he eat food like
regular ppl?
I can't recall ever seeing
him eat.

Have you seen his trail of dinner dates?

Hi Jeff

Oh fucking hell, Jeff has been called ๐Ÿ˜‘

Idk but I'd panhandle the fuck out of him

Buy me a house bro wtf like come on

This only happens if he has his way with you

I dont have a relevant meme

Zoomers will never understand this

They are only now starting to understand taxes.

I guess soon they shall also understand DEATH?

Probably

Thereโ€™s a machine in there converting bit coin into bastard babies

Just say Jonny.

To hell with her

Zoomers be like...

Not everyone has been in a busy hallway? ๐Ÿค”

Mr. Nanny. They actually gave Hogan money for that trash.

My boomer dad ate those. I even kinda liked it as a kid. You do have to have 10 gallons of something to wash it down. It turns to cement in your mouth while chewing it.

This explains everything. ๐Ÿ˜

He likes black licorice to and lutefisk.

Anyone who is not a communist loves black liquorice!

Fecking weird kids, drinking cough syrup recreationally!!

You have a friend who drank NyQuil cause he had no beer money?

I drank a bottle of robotussin once
It didn't turn me into a robot
It just made me really sick

Lol, like as IF.

ME, have friends?! KEK!!

My friend did that at a school football game.
He puked but none of his puke muscles where working .
He said it just fell out.

I drank half a bottle of hydrogen peroxide as a kid. Doc told my parents to just make me drink lots of water.

Thats how I get after too many bourbons.

Like a wet yawn

๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ๐Ÿ˜ฌ dude

You were a special boy.

CAPI

Thank you for your contribution Nigbot

Is that how you turned White? ๐Ÿค”

Thatโ€™s how I burp bubbles ๐Ÿ˜ƒ

Believe it or not, drinking hydrogen peroxide is a thing some people do for health.

I don't believe it does anything remotely positive, but people drink all kinds of crazy shit thinking it's health food. People used to drink radium infused water ffs.

My sister took a swig of bleach
She thought it was sprite๐Ÿฅด
We were like 5 & 6
I was going to drink it but She said no, and went first, protecting me
Anyways she went to the hospital
One of my first memories of my lovely sister ๐Ÿ˜Š

I read that as a swig of a bitch.

That had to tickle coming out.

Its good if you mix a small amount in your mouth wash swig and spit it out. Never ingest it.

We had a pool at at least three houses over 18 years and always had so much bleach slowly seeping into our pores. Iโ€™m honestly surprised how healthy I am now.

WTF, a sister who is protective rather than constantly actively trying to kill you?! Weird.

It killed the germs!!

Believe me, she and my other sister tried to kill me many many times after that

goddamnit my appendix just got put back in!
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Ah, so they're normal after all. Whew!

They broke my arm several times too

This meme thst @UnCL3 made hit hard

Oh, good.

Now have them restore your glossary!

I cant believe no one brought Colleen into this shitshow.

@scenesbycolleen

Colleen would have found her way don't worry

I once was running down the hallway pulling blanket. My sister jumped on the blanket, swerved, head first into a bedroom door way arch. Stitches.

EPIC SISTER BONK!

Had to be funny for a split second there.

Still is. You would laugh to if you knew her. Now she can barely walk through the doorway.

Because chunky or cripple?

Both?

Thats an accurate statement. She's probably arting right now

Giant fat ass yenta.

Im sorry. The fatter they get, the more of a bitch they tend to be.

Everytime i post nasty shit colleen will always like it, it may take a week, it may take a day, but she finds them all

That thyroid gets all fucked up with the fats

at 4 11 and at least 250 + I am thinking she has reached maximum density in size and being a bitch.

Dont care, had seggs

Damn neff had long fucking arms

Poor N3F.

It was the end of him.

>had sex
>gtfo the fediverse

Lucky bastard

idk this one looks more like T Rex than fido but ok

Mixed together?

BASED!

Yes in a blender making licorice/fish smoothies.

lol true.
Friendless INCEL!!!

Smells the same

Kiki has a problem with drinking stuff tho

Oh that was the same thread lol

NO SCROLL UP!!! IS VERBOTEN!!

I'm a cool rebel punk anarchist bro, i do whatever the fuck i want

The great sea cuck

Classic 'sisterly love'!!

They're all the same thread

Thats my sister at church worshiping female Jesus.

While we remain here.

Chained to the oar of @matty s beniscoin machine.

Woe unto us.

she's trying to be cool like POPEYE!

When she gives an handjob she has a cushion to rest her arm

lolol

rekt u should send it to her

No.
Last time I asked her for something she sperged out and said, "Im not doing shit for you".
I was going to ask her to pick up a 2 liter of soda while she was at the store.
geez.

wut a bitch give me her number and I'll "talk" to her for u.

Matter will be resolved, for sure.

One way or the other

Just put a Snickers bar or a package of Mambas outside on your porch. You will hear her grazing.

> t-Rex
Popeye is not impressed

I know the guy down the road is a asshole. HE gets an Snickers bar 2nite

She is a junk food aholic. Like any aholic they have chips for how long they have been sober.
I coined a term, " so sis how many days has it been since your last Snickers bar?"
Her reply: " DAAAAD"!!

has AN cushion.

ffs.

Looks like she has some pipe insulation wrapped around her arms.

Someone needs to put tat anchors on her forearms for the lols.

This is clearly you:

I wish my back looked like that

> No scroll up

I don't even read what I'm replying to. Get on my level.

No context needed. There's no way to know what these retards started talking about anyways.

"KiKi so MEAN!"

"so FKN mean rn."

"OK, let's start over. MY KiKi!"

Kiki, you ever touch a hot stove on purpose?

On accident, atleast 3 times
Why ๐Ÿค”

No reason. Scared up little monkey

>Kiki has a problem with drinking stuff tho
KiKi has a drinking problem?

I mean, have you seen her posts?

I dare you to come say that to my face you little slut

Kiki knows just what to say to make a man soaking wet

OH DEAR!!

THIS SOUNDS LIKE A TREAT OF SNOO-SNOO!!

That's pee, isn't it

I ate a whole jar of Flintstone vitamins once...

I ate a bunch of those once. I thought they where candy. They made me pee a lot.

Wow

I would also suck the coating off of advil and spit them out once they stopped tasting sweet...
(I was like 3 or 4 yrs old)

Holy balls im nasty

I wondered why there was no shampoo in my hotel room, then I swigged some of the green mouthwash. It wasn't mouthwash, it was shampoo. My breath smelled like V05 for days.

I didn't always have the best supervision....

Golfie nooooo

Literally me...
(When I was 5)

Life was hard then

You'd either be super constipated or shit thru silk. 50 50 on that

I was fucked up but not in the good way.

I pissed my older brother off once.
He took my tooth brush and ran it along a bar of soap.
The taste was stuck in my mouth for days.
That taste made me throw up more than once.
Win for my brother.

Fat face

That's just where he stores the cum

Look at them hog jowels man

So... tell us your revenge story.

As far as I can recall I never did get him back.

You still have time...

See, it IS you!

Bubble gum cigars

Wut?

We were so poor those thing didnโ€™t exist. We had real lobster and crabs in our bathtub. Nothing like a crab omelette.

While you bathed! ๐Ÿ˜

^This^

Sibling Rivalry never ends. You know this is true. Do it.

>sibling rivalry never ends

And neither is this hellthread. Frank and Sui put so much work into it. Soooooooo

Whoโ€™s coming?

Absolutely. Might even bring a few frozen politician cadavers to send through the cannons.

Dox yourself femoid, you're gonna regret those words

Might be a bit dusty-firing. Maybe weโ€™ll smelt him into a lead cannonball, so nobody has to breathe in the ashes ๐Ÿ˜‚

Plz be real

No, its magic stuff they store, promise.

Magic pee

Got it.

ASSHOLE!

Hotep: I posts a silly kitty
You two chucklefucks: Lets invite the entire fedi.

IRL Doomer Plapper Gril.

Her vision does look like it is based on movement.

I'm impressed by how few chins she has.

They're hidden because she looking up at the takeout menus

I still hope all of Frank's showers are golden.

thyroid-rex

Not me. I gave up quality for lent

We'll wait for you bro, I've had a retarded brother growing up I'm used to it

Had?

Are you a fucking cop bro what the fuck

Internet police. Special Officer Frank. Pull down you pants.

Why does every interaction i have with the police requires me to remove my pants? Is this standard?

Uh oh and it begins.

Not at all standard

V.i.p. nice

Fuzzy cuffs too

Ooo

Thank you for bringing this thread back

np

>not a gnome

>=/

HAAA fuck off Folkwet

THAT'S DISCRIMINATION

That's how you know it's good

Bien sรปr, hon hon hon